Arissa, isn't it awesome being a baby? You get to throw up on mommy's face, pee in daddy's lap, give your aunt a drool bath , poop wherever you want and your breathe never smells bad.
Arissa, don't you feel lucky to be you? You look unbelievably adorable without ever having to dress up or put on any makeup, no one will tease you about your chunky thighs or baby rolls, you get showered with kisses and hugs at every little smile and even every big fart and to you're mommy and daddy you're the single most important being in all the universe.
Arissa, are you happy being My baby? Because mommy loves you so much...so much that she could never truly, never perfectly express how much in words :)